Morale Diployment PVC Patch

Boost morale, not nicotine levels.

Part of our DIPLOYMENT series, these USCG Morale Patches are a 4-inch PVC patch designed to look like your favorite dip cans — without the bad habits (unless you count being a morale monster).

Built tough with hook and loop backing, these patches are ready to slap onto your ruck, flight suit, plate carrier, or anywhere you need a little Coast Guard-flavored motivation.

Choose from Cool Mint or Wintergreen — or grab both and double the dip without the guilt.

Details:
• 4" diameter soft PVC construction
• Hook and loop backing (ready to mount)
• Waterproof, weatherproof, saltwater-proof
• Warning label reads: "This product contains morale. Morale is an addictive chemical."

Options:

• Cool Mint (Blue)

• Wintergreen (Green)

• Bundle Deal: Get both for a discounted price!

WARNING: Excessive morale may cause unit cohesion, mission success, and unexplained happiness. Use responsibly.