Shit Cup Series – Enlisted Edition

Shit Cup Series – Enlisted Edition

Inspired by the legendary YouTube breakdown of naval enlisted ranks. Designed for those thriving in structured chaos.

Whether you’re knee-deep in non-rate nonsense or managing the madness as a seasoned deckplate warrior, the Shit Cup Series is a tribute to the real rank structure: pure dysfunction, wrapped in humor, and topped with a morale sticker you can slap anywhere.

Each sticker is printed on durable vinyl with a gloss, matte, or holographic finish.  Weatherproof and ready for bulkheads, laptops, hard hats, or anywhere morale needs a boost.
📏 Each sticker is approximately 3” 

💰 Only $4 each – with FREE shipping included.

💣 Individual Stickers:

🟡 Shit Show Supervisor
For when you’ve risen through the ranks of chaos and now run the whole disaster.
No one listens to you—but you’ve got the title, shit cover, or shit spinner. And this sticker proves it.

🟠 One Little, Two Little, Three Little Shit Cups
A visual aid for understanding the Coast Guard rank structure… kind of.
Perfect for the training board or your next PowerPoint to the command.

🟢 Admit One: Shit Show Ticket
Your official pass to the daily operational disaster. Must be presented upon reporting.
Stick it on your badge reel. They’ll know you came prepared.

📦 Bundle Deal – Shit Cup Command Pack - $14.99

All 4 stickers for those who know chaos is a chain of command.
Buy the whole lineup and save—perfect for promotion gifts, watch supervisors, or the entire department. Selection of random finish (matte, gloss, or holographic)

🚚 FREE SHIPPING. 
⚓ Limited quantities. High morale not included.

For custom designs email ahoy@sailorsgravestudio.com